I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
