After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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