problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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