I'm jealous of your bromance
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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