so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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