hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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