READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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