Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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