How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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