that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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