Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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