My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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