So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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