if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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