K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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