So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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