she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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