I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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