Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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