actually, I'm a sock model
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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