I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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