Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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