a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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