2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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