I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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