Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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