you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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