Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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