Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The beer is more important than you right now.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
there is glitter all over my balls
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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