? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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