Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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