the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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