Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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