No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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