K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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