I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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