so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You're like the curious george of whores
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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