If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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