Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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