I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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