Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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