told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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