I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I think I died a long time ago.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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