Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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