i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Randomize
