THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
what day is it and did you see me today?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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