Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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