Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
When are your genitals available?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Randomize
