That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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