Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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