he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The adults are the big ones right?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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