That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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