fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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