i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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