if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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