Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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